Cook for your damn self!

Apparently, I'm an adult (29 years old). Supposedly this means I should eat like an adult. But when left on my own dinner is usually fast food or whatever randomness I can find in the house.

I can follow a recipe. I have access to the internet where recipes live. But plan out meals and cook for myself I cannot. And this is a very unfortunate thing.

If someone is there to cook for and help me eat whatever I make then I'm all for cooking. I like cooking. It's fun! It's just hard to work up the motivation do it when it's just me. And it is just me.

I've been told of the reasons I am, and will remain single, is because I don't make myself dinner like and adult should.

And so it is because of this vicious cycle that I will remain... forever alone.






*** dinner tonite - Wendy's!

Sometimes Things Just Get Moist

Bowling is a game in which one sweats a lot. Don't believe me? There's a hand drier on every lane. And you can totally use it for other things besides your hands. Other things sweat when doing sports!
It is also good for drying off sweaty boobs, a sweaty back, and sometimes sweaty lady bits. It is necessary that one stays fresh when bowling!
And if you're not sweating that much... you're not playing correctly.