Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Pet Names

Do not call me:
  • Babe
  • Baby
  • Honey
  • Sweety
  • Or anything else equally barf inducing.


BE ORIGINAL! Come up with a pet name that suits my personality. I'm pretty sure none of these are me. One can assume that if you're comfortable enough to call me by a pet name then you also know that none of these are really me.

Please be warned that if you do call me by one of these generic pet names, there's a good chance I'm going to say something about it. I have a pretty colorful personality, and I expect you to be equally colorful and original. Especially when referring to me.



Most fantastically random pet name I've ever received: Mackenzie.
I don't know why, but for 3 years I was referred to as Mackenzie.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Sexy Face


I'm not exactly sure why guys are run away from these faces but they do. Every time.
Apparently goofy is NOT a sexy look.


Not at all.